Easy 執

今朝本來接咗個商務團朝九晚九,

睇落時間好似好長,

但其實呢 D 商務團都係 Easy Job & Easy 執,

因為 "等" 多過 "做",

今朝我九點 Standby 等到十一點,

個客出到嚟話唔使我跟埋去,

剩係叫我話俾司機知......車佢哋去赤柱,

但 Guide Fee 就照俾!

估唔到我講句說話o甘值錢,

今日唔使做就賺咗 $2.....

都係唔好講賺幾多

費事你哋 "妒忌" 我喇!

搖頭 Cheap 精

講噃上星期帶咗一班 "搖頭黨",

佢哋差唔多成千人分批响澳門過嚟,

差 D 迫爆咗信德碼頭!

嗰班 "搖頭一族" 你一句我一句話要去 "重慶大廈" Shopping,

我懶理佢哋o甘多,

只跟足行程攪掂就擲佢哋去機場 say goodbye!

點知第日接咗呢個包團嘅 "大支嘢" 老細,

嚟到開口埋口就話俾咗成千人嘅生意我哋,

行程冇包嘅就屈你加.........包咗嘅就 "閻"你 cheap 要改,

吓吓就打電話上大陸 "老屈" 個 Agent ,

仲狼到約埋自己 Friend 去 "蘭桂坊" 食飯......不過就屈我哋俾錢,

大陸 Agent 同個 cheap 精老細對話嗰陣就話乜都得,

轉頭同我 confirm 俾錢嗰陣就 "鬧" 佢 X 街冚X剷  (唔係我講粗口....個 Agent 真係o甘講! )

總之就乜都 "老屈" 一餐........Cheap 到爆!

但第日送機嗰陣出乎我 "意料之外" 嘅係.......

佢居然俾咗 $100 貼士我呀

唔通真係我 "靚女".......所以佢o甘 cheap 都打賞俾我........一定係